In an effort to be the perfect mommy, I signed us up for Mommy and Me Gymnastics through Longview Parks and Rec. I was picturing some idyllic mommy/son time, some somersaults, some laughs--what I failed to realize was that this is Logan we're talking about! The kid has more energy than a Jack Russell Terrier on a steady diet of Red Bull and cocaine. The first thing he did was run through the building, find the open bathroom door and put both hands in the toilet. He has mischief GPS, I swear. So once hands were clean, he tried to rip the lockers off the walls, opened the cleaning supply cuboard and hid under a table where I couldn't reach him. I'm getting used to the looks of bemused pity that other parents give me. I'm making Brian go with me next Saturday, if we tag-team we might be able to keep up with him. For someone so adorable, he sure wreaks a lot of havoc!